Hello there, I'm Ariel. Not that you really care. I Like candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach, and sacrificing animals. I'm a Leo and I tend to kill on the first date. One time I dropped my sandwich in my milk and instead of throwing it out I just drank it. If you've made it this far I give you kudos for listening to my crap. So...Yea.

 

delete-the-wife:

eye patch- check
Under Kover shirt- check
New episode of NTSF- check
looks like we have all the makings of a good Thursday night :)

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW THAT WE KNOW ABOUT HER EYE PATCH. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

delete-the-wife:

eye patch- check

Under Kover shirt- check

New episode of NTSF- check

looks like we have all the makings of a good Thursday night :)

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW THAT WE KNOW ABOUT HER EYE PATCH. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

(Source: trickygod)

things-i-will-never-say asked
I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss yoooooooooooooooooooooooou.

I miss you too weirdo! 

miss-love:

lunainvidia:

marielikestodraw:

Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”

ACTUALLY DEAD.

That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.

No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.

(Source: tellmetofeel)

ryanugenthopkins:

so i was volunteering as a face painter and instead of getting a butterfly or a flower this little girl wanted to be satan

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fuck-you-i-just:

theblackship:

umm-dat-ass:

thelonelyislandfreak:

mflhucking:

kankri-senpai-noticed-you:

clockwork-lives:

i-am-potato-girl:

pockytardis:

HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET

OMFG

O H  M Y  G O D

O H  M Y  F U C K I N G  G O D

forever reblog.

I thought it was going to be a nice and mellow song but then it took a turn as soon as he started singing

FUCKING HELL

THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

(Source: queenbradbury)